Jobangebot bei Ryanair : "Worst Job in Ireland"

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Ryanair sucht eine neue Sekretärin für den Chef... 

Assistant To Ryanair's CEO

 

Location Dublin Office, Ireland Job Ref MOL

Department Commercial

Description

Worst Job in Ireland?????

ASSISTANT TO RYANAIR’s CEO

A bright, ambitious qualified accountant is required to assist Ryanair’s misunderstood but beloved CEO and manage a wide range of issues including:

• Treasury & portfolio management
• Investment analysis
• Tax analysis & returns
• Project management and property development
• Special project work
• General drudgery
• MOL-ly coddling

 

Essential attributes required:

• Thick skin
• Saint-like patience
• Aversion to bolloxology
• Own collection of nursery rhymes / bedtime stories
• Ability to operate without sleep or contact with the outside world
• (Ego) massage qualifications

 

Wenigstens Humor hat er...

 

Gruß

Ralf

Bearbeitet 10. November 2016 von Volume

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Note: Dubs fans, Man U supporters and cyclists will not only be automatically excluded from the process, but will be tracked down, tortured and shot.