Checkliste für Familienväter

[Tommy Tomov]

Das wurde in einem geschlossenen Forum gepostet, aber als ich es gelesen hatte, könnte ich es kaum jemandem vorenthalten:

 

FAMILY FATHER'S FLIGHT SIM CHECKLIST

© http://www.md80.net

 

4 HRS PRIOR TO DEP

 

FAMILY EVENING AGENDA - - CHKD AND NEGOTIATED

SIM SLOT - - RESERVED

 

2 HRS PRIOR TO DEP

 

SIM SLOT - - CONFIRMED

AIRBNE FLTS ON SERVINFO - - CHKD

ATC BOOKING - - CHKD

FPL BOOKING - - CHKD

DESTINATION - - SELECTED

ALTN DESTINATION - - SELECTED

TV PROGRAM FOR WIFE - - SELECTED, COVERS _____ MINS OF TT

JUNIOR BED TIME - - CALCULATED ______Z (DEFAULT 1800Z)

 

90 MINS PRIOR TO DEP

 

CHILDREN IN COCKPIT RISK (CICR) - - EVALUATED (PRIOR 1800Z DEPS ONLY)

NEIGHBOUR DROPIN RISK (NDR) - - EVALUATED (PRIOR 1800Z DEPS ONLY)

DESTINATION - - SELECTED

EST TIME OF DEP (ETD) - - SET

EST TOTAL FLT TIME (TT) - - SET

SIMULATOR - - STARTED LOW PERF MODE

FLIGHT PLAN - - COMPLETED

FPL FSNAV FORMAT - - COMPLETED AND SAVED

FPL PLN FORMAT - - EXPORTED AND SAVED

FPL VACC - - FILED

SIMULATOR - - SHUTDOWN

KITCHEN - - CLEANED UP

JUNIOR - - CHKD AT HOME

 

60 MINS PRIOR TO DEP

 

JUNIOR EATING - - CHKD

NO COMICS ON EATING WARNING - - ISSUED

JUNIOR BRUSHING TEETH - - CHKD

NO COMICS ON BRUSHING WARNING - - ISSUED

ATC BOOKING - - RECHKD

FPL BOOKING - - RECHKD

SERVINFO - - RECHKD

DESTINATION AND ETD - - CONFIRMED, IF APPR FPL CHANGE

PC - - RESERVED, TT PLUS 30 MINS

NO COMICS WHEN PYJAMA WARNING - - ISSUED

JUNIOR PYJAMA - - ON

WIFE WATCHING TV - - CHKD

BED READING BOOK - - SELECTED, CHAPTER ______

 

40 MINS PRIOR TO DEP

 

JUNIOR'S BED READING - - DONE

JUNIOR'S BED LTS - - OUT

NO COMICS AFTER LTS OUT WARNING - - ISSUED

WIFE WATCHING TV - - CHKD STABLE

ATC BOOKING - - RECHKD

FPL BOOKING - - RECHKD

SERVINFO - - RECHKD

DESTINATION AND ETD - - CONFIRMED

DISH WASHING UNIT (DWU) - - LOADED

DWU POWDER - - CHKD

DWU PROGRAM - - SET

DWU POWER - - ON

GALLEY LTS - - OUT

PC - - REBOOTED

JUNIOR - - CHKD, SLEEPS

WIFE - - CHKD, SMILES, IF NOT, TALK 2 MINS

PLOT, WIFE KNOWS WHO DID IT - - NEGATIVE

 

20 MINS PRIOR TO DEP

 

PC - - EXTRA APPS SHUTDOWN

RAM - - FREED

SIMULATOR - - START

MOBILE PHONE - - OFF

DEP APT - - SELECTED AND CHKD

MULTIPLAYER - - CONNECTED

SERVINFO - - RECHKD

SQUAWKBOX (SB) - - FPL FILED AND CONNECTED

ROGER WILCO (RW) - - ON

CURTAINS - - DOWN

HEADSET - - CHKD

YOKE - - SET AND LOCKED

SPEAKERS - - SET AND CHKD

JUNIOR - - RECHKD, SLEEPS

WIFE - - RECHKD, STABLE

AFTER-FLT BEER - - IN FRIDGE OR FREEZER AS APPR

 

PERFORM PANEL-SPECIFIC CHKLIST AND FLY

 

POSSIBLE INFLIGHT EVENTS

 

WIFE NEEDS PC AFTER ALL (WNPC)

 

HARSH LANGUAGE - - AVOID

COCKPIT DOOR - - CLOSED

IMPORTANT HOBBY - - YES

ALTERNATE - - SELECTED

ALTN ETD - - CALCULATED AND ISSUED

ATC - - INFORMED AND ALTN APPROVED

WIFE BRIEF - - COMPLETED

WNPC CHKLIST - - COMPLETED

 

PROCEED WITH DESCENT CHECKLIST

 

JUNIOR WAKES UP, CRUISE LEVEL (JWUC)

 

AUTOPILOT - - CHKD ON AND STABLE

REMAINING TIME TO DESCENT - - CALCULATED

SPKR VOLUME - - SET AUDIBLE TO KITCHEN

GLASS OF WATER - - FETCHED

KITCHEN LTS - - OUT

JUNIOR - - IN LAP

JUNIOR COMFORTABLE - - CHKD

A/P - - CHKD ON AND STABLE

SOFA - - CHKD EMPTY

JUNIOR - - CHKD SLEEPS

A/P - - CHKD ON AND STABLE

JUNIOR - - ON SOFA

BLANKET - - ON

GLASS OF WATER - - EMPTY AND STOWED

JWU CHKLIST - - COMPLETED

 

JUNIOR WAKES UP, OTHER PHASE OF FLT (JWUX)

 

WIFE - - NOTIFIED, IF UNAVBL NEXT ITEM

IMPORTANT HOBBY - - YES

ATC - - PAUSE REQUESTED AND APPROVED

SB - - LOGGED OFF IF APPR

JUNIOR AWAKE MORE THAN 15 MINS - - FLT CANCELLED

ATC - - INFORMED

SITUATION - - SAVED

JWU CHKLIST - - COMPLETED

 

PROCEED WITH SIMULATOR SHUTDOWN CHECKLIST

 

IF SIMULATOR STALLS

APPLIES ALSO FOR INVOLUNTARY SB SHUTDOWN (ISBS)

 

CURSE - - AFTER 1800Z IDLE PWR ONLY

LOOSE OBJECTS IN COCKPIT - - THROW CHEAP ONLY

ATC - - INFORMED

ATC APOLOGY - - ISSUED IF APPR (NO OTHER FLTS, LONG ATC STBY)

ATC RESPONSE - - CHKD FOR ICE

SIM STALL CHKLIST - - COMPLETED

 

SIMULATOR SHUTDOWN CHECKLIST

 

RW - - SHUTDOWN

SB - - DISCONNECTED AND SHUTDOWN

SITUATION - - SAVED

MAKE DEFAULT FLT - - CHKD

LOGBOOK - - FLT FILED

PC - - SHUTDOWN

BEER - - HAVE, IF MORE THAN 60 MINS IN FRZ, CHK FOR ICE

FAMILY FLIGHT SIM CHKLIST - - COMPLETED

FAMILY LIFE - - RESUMED

[Burkhard]

das reicht dann für den rest des tages!!

aber machen wir es nicht fast genauso??:D :D :D

[Mike Strasser]

Hallo zusammen

 

Jaja, auch wenn ich kein Online-Flieger bin, kommt mir doch das ganze irgendwie sehr bekannt vor. :D

Oh Gott, habe mich wirklich krumm gelacht! Einfach köstlich!

 

Danke für diese Erheiterung, Tommy!

 

Gruss

Mike

[Oshkosh]

Sehr schön....

 

 

 

nur eine Sache: ich dachte immer NEIGHBOURS wären PPR!? :D

 

 

Gruss,

 

Markus