My Father Is A...

[Thomas-P]

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children

what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-

fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, David was being

uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My

father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in

front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the

offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and make love with him for

money."

 

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

 

"No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too

embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[Micky Miranda]

Böse, böse :p :D

 

Gruess Jimmy

[AlexanderP]

Huh,

 

der ist fies. Aber Super !:D :D :D

[Ueli Zwingli]

True story, maybe.... ;) :D :D :D

[far_away]

:D der hats in sich!! :D