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[Frank_Willfeld]

Hallo Leute,

 

da es immer noch keine joke-box gibt wieder einmal in den Stammtisch sorry mods:

 

> HU'S ON FIRST?

> By James Sherman

>

> (We take you now to the Oval Office at the White House.)

>

> George W: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

> Condi Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

> George: Great. Lay it on me.

> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

> George: That's what I want to know.

> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

> Condi: Yes.

> George: I mean the fellow's name.

> Condi: Hu.

> George: The guy in China.

> Condi: Hu.

> George: The new leader of China.

> Condi: Hu.

> George: The Chinaman!

> Condi: Hu is leading China.

> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

> Condi: That's the man's name.

> George: That's whose name?

> Condi: Yes.

> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of

> China?

> Condi: Yes, sir.

> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle

> East.

> Condi: That's correct.

> George: Then who is in China?

> Condi: Yes, sir.

> George: Yassir is in China?

> Condi: No, sir.

> George: Then who is?

> Condi: Yes, sir.

> George: Yassir?

> Condi: No, sir.

> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

> Get

> me

> the Secretary General o

> the U.N. on the phone.

> Condi: Kofi?

> George: No, thanks.

> Condi: You want Kofi?

> George: No.

> Condi: You don't want Kofi.

> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And

> then

> get me the U.N

> Condi: Yes, sir.

> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

> Condi: Kofi?

> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

> Condi: And call who?

> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

> George: Will you stay out of China?!

> Condi: Yes, sir.

> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

> Condi: Kofi.

> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

> (Condi picks up the phone.)

> Condi: Rice, here.

> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should

> send

> some to the guy in China

> And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

>

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